Day One: Pakse to Ban Khoua Set
Distance: 90km
Waterfall Count: 3
Price of accommodation in Tad Lo
Village: 10,000 kip
Today I drove a motobike for the first
time. I've ridden them before, but never drove one. It was an
experience. And it's a proper manual motobike, not some simple
automatic scooter. :) I was the slowest thing on the highway
ridding out of town. Once I cleared the city though, I was much more
comfortable, less possibility for casualties. :) I stopped a few
times to consult my map and directions. One of my start up
afterwards was just a little jerky, oops. I'm glad there was nothing
in my way to hit.
The first waterfall of the day was in
Utayan Bajiang Champasak, an 'eco-resort.' There were tree house
bungalows you can stay in, a restaurant over looking the falls and a
'museum village,' where local families live and tourists are free to
walk around and observe 'local daily life.' It was all a bit
surreal. The falls, Phaxouam Cliff however, were fabulous, as was
the bamboo suspension bridge crossing the river. :)
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Phaxaouam Cliff Falls |
I continued on up Route 20, climbing
into the Bolaven Plateau, cruising through small villages, acres of
corn fields and spectacular views of the 'mountains.' I had to stop
twice to take shelter from the rain. The first time I huddled under
an unused roadside stall. Getting my bike back up the embankment and
onto the road was a chore, bikes are heavy!! I discovered that if
you put it into gear, it's a lot easier. I hadn't driven more than a
kilometre or two when it started to rain again. This time I joined a
couple of kids under a shelter at the gas station. :)
I found accommodation in the village
without too much trouble. 10,000 kip a night for a mattress on the
floor in a room with 6 other mattresses. It's not the Ritz, but it's
also $1.25. And the food in the restaurant below is delicious, and
just as cheap.
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Accommodation for the night |
The second two waterfalls for the day
were Tat Hang and Tat Lo. Picturesque and fantastic. :) And I saw
some elephants.
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Tat Lo |
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Tat Hang |
Day Two: Tad Lo Village to Sekong
Distance: 143km
Waterfall Count: 2
Price of accommodation in Sekong:
30,000 kip
My prowess with the motobike grows.
Today I drove with a passenger on the back!! Going straight doesn't,
change, it's the turns that are harder; with 150+ pounds the balance
isn't the same. :P I did alright, until I turned onto a mud track.
We crashed. I'm sure it will be the talk of the village for days to
come. Neither of us was harmed and we came away from it laughing.
It could have been worse. :)
The first waterfall of the day was on
the same river as Tat Hang and Tat Lo. Tat Suong was phenomenal. A
cascade falling 100+ meters into a turquoise pool. I had a grand
time rock hopping across the boulders and marvelling at all the holes
in the rocks. After enjoying the view from the bottom of the falls,
we got back on the bike and rode to the top of the falls. The
view.......I felt like I was on top of the world, the Bolaven Plateau
at our feet. The cliff just ends and there's no barrier, no railing,
nothing to prevent you from jumping over. No man made obstructions
to soil the view. :)
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Tat Suong |
I could've sat there for ages, but I had
a long ride ahead of me. The 80 odd km between Tad Low and Sekong
were one picturesque view after another. Small rural villages, cows,
goats, dogs, pigs and kids on the road, rolling hills, vibrant green
fields, fluffy white clouds. It went a long way to keep me occupied
while I drove, but eventually but butt started to feel the seat and
finally I arrived in Sekong. It's a pretty small town without too
much to boast of. I found a place to stay and some lunch before
heading out to the next falls on my list.
Tat Faek wasn't nearly as impressive as
Tad Suong, but it was still pretty, and completely deserted. I did
see three other bikes, but no people. The falls were at the end of a
dirt road, some 2km from the main highway, so they're not the biggest
tourist draw. I didn't make it back to town before the rains came.
It poured, I got soaking wet, and I successfully drove in the rain!!
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Tat Faek |
Mud, passenger and rain. Not bad for
my second day on a bike. :)
Day Three: Sekong to Paxsong
Distance Travelled: 103km
Waterfall Count: 4
Price of accommodation in Paxsong:
50,000 kip
Oh what a day. I never thought I'd say
this in Laos, but holy fucking god I was COLD. I was shivering so
much that it shook my bike. I had to either bite my tongue or clench
my jaws to keep my teeth from chattering (and to think, earlier I was
worried about getting sun burnt). I was wet, tired, hungry and still
kilometers from Paxsong. This is how I got there:
I started out early from Sekong, hoping
to beat the rain on my way to Paxsong (HA!). I saw one small falls
on my way out of town, Tat Se Noi. Locally it's known as 'waterfall
of the heads' owing to a WWII episode in which Japanese soldiers
decapitated a number of Laos soldiers and tossed their heads into the
falls. Ech! I didn't see any floating heads, but I did see the
COOLEST ant colony ever!!!! There was this long stream of ants
marching down a tree, across a low concrete ledge and up another tree
3 feet away. They were fascinating to watch!!
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Tat Se Noi |
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ANTS!! |
30km down the road I came to a
junction. When you've only ridden a motobike for two days, and you
come to an intersection where the sign says 'Paxsong - 71km,'
pointing in the direction of a road that in the dry season could
arguably be called 'dirt' but now, during the wet season, is 71km of
mud, you should definitely take the 'mud' road. (Who doesn't love a
good adventure?) Thus my 7.5hr journey though mud, mud, mud and more
mud began. I still can't believe I actually made it through in one
piece. I'd hardly gone more than 5 minutes down the 'mud' road
(slipping a few times, but yet to actually fall), when I came to my
first mud pit. The mud was at least a foot deep, and the only way
onward was through the sludge. I quickly learned that it's easier to
push the bike if you put it in gear and let it do some of the work.
:P I'm sure I was quite the sight for the locals in the stuck lorry.
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My first meeting with MUD! |
The rest of the day progressed in a
similar manner. There would be stretches of smooth, almost pleasant
dirt road (watch out for the pot-holes), and then there would be a
lake of mud. The watery mud puddles were like minefields, I never
knew how deep the were. I went though one, thinking it was just a
shallow puddle....it was deep enough to get my ankles wet and made
something on the bike sizzle and steam. Oops. I push and pulled the
bike through calf deep mud, hauled it back up when it fell over and
generally got the best workout in ages! My mantra for the day became
'I am as cool as a cucumber, when the bike starts to swerve, don't
tense up, just go with it.'
The whole reason I'd taken this road
was a) I didn't want to back track on my way to Paxsong and b) Lonely
Planet said there were two falls worth seeing. The directions in the
book were hardly helpful. :P At the point where there was meant to
be 'a 25m-long trail leading back off to the left and out of the
jungle appears this spectacular drop,' there was nothing but
hillside. However, 100m further down the road, on the RIGHT-hand
side, there was an amazing falls!!! Maybe they just got their rights
and lefts mixed up. Further on, through more mud, I came to a falls
that wasn't in the book. Score! :)
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Nam Tok Katamtok |
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Sekatamtok Falls |
And just past these falls was the
HUGEST lake of mud yet. On the other end there was a stuck lorry,
and 8-9 guys trying to un-stick it, with rocks and logs and
man-pushing power. I made it about halfway through before I got
stuck myself. The bike was so deep in mud that it stood up on its
own. :P I turned it off and took a rest. It was only 11am. After
watching the guys for a bit I gave my bike another try. I managed to
get it out of the hole it was in, and into another one, directly in
the way of the lorry. Three of the guys nicely came over and pulled
it out for me. At this point, I was covered in mud from foot to
waist, barefoot, because there's no point in wearing shoes in the
mud, and exhausted. And I still had umpteen kilometres to go.
Thankfully, that was the worst of the mud and the rest 'mud lakes'
were small puddles in comparison.

Up, up, up I climbed, onto the Bolaven
Plateau. It was gorgeous! And totally worth every inch of mud I
trekked though. The only thing for miles and miles was green, green,
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!! And a few small huts. :) It's a different life
the people up here live. So different from anything you or I would
know.
I thought I'd had enough falls for the
day, but then I saw a sign, 'Tat Arang – 2,000m.' (Why didn't they
just say 2km???) Anyway, the track was slippery and I learned that if
you're in the rut, it's easier to just stay in the rut, rather than
try and move into the middle of the track. There was a house at the
end of the 2km, apparently you can do a home-stay there if you want.
I left my bike and hiked the 300m to the falls. It was a lovely, if
slippery walk, and compared to the two massive falls I saw earlier in
the day, this one was just a pip-squeak. But still pretty, as any
waterfall is wont to be. :)
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Tat Arang |
I was meant to pay 5,000 kip (~70
cents) to the guy at the house, for parking, but when I got back to
my bike he wasn't anywhere to be seen, and it was starting to rain.
I didn't want to stick around, so I left. Karma, as we know, is a
bitch. On the way back to the main road, I slipped and fell, the
bike landing on top of my leg. However, I'd hadn't been going more
than 5km/hr. so the worst that happened was I fell into a muddy
puddle. And as the rain had become a torrential downpour, I wasn't
too concerned.
On and on and on I went. 71km has
never been to far. Because of the high elevation, and the fact that
I was soaking, my body temperature started to drop. (I know, who's
stupid enough NOT to bring a raincoat). Thankfully, I'd returned to
civilization, and I was able to take cover in a small sundry shop.
The whole family was watching some Laos sit-com, but the arrival of a
drenched, single, white girl was enough to turn their heads. While I
waited for the rain to abate (or at least lessen) I munched on some
biscuits they had for sale, the only food I'd eaten since breakfast,
so many hours before. Eventually, the downpour became a trickle and
I ventured out. I was still wet though, and soon started to shiver.
I pulled over, dug some dry clothes out and hid behind a bush to
change. I was only slightly warmer, but at least I wasn't wet, for
long. Of course, not 10 minutes later, it starts to rain again.
Three more times I sought shelter in small shops, trying my best to
keep dry. And still, Paxsong was kilometers away. At least the road
had improved and I could move a bit faster. The mud was gone, but
swerving around potholes was almost more than my shivering self could
handle. I never thought I'd be this cold in Laos. I had to
constantly tell myself to concentrate on the road, watch out for the
pot holes and try not to think about how cold you are. :P
I finally, FINALLY rolled into town
around 4pm and checked into the first guesthouse I found. Although
it was 50,000 kip (~$6.25), they had HOT water and I was about ready
to pass out from exhaustion. I stripped and took the best hot shower
EVER. When I came out, I realized I'd left all my dry clothes in the
compartment of the bike, so I slipped between the sheets butt-naked
and promptly fell asleep. Three hours later I woke, starving. I
ventured out to find some dinner and had the best hot soup and cup of
hot-chocolate, which went a long way and warming me up. Then it was
back to the room, where I slept like the dead for the rest of the
night.
What a day!
Day Three: Paxsong to Pakse
Distance travelled: 55km
Waterfall Count: 2
Price of accommodation in Pakse: 30,000
kip
Compared to the day before, day three
was a walk in the park. Paxsong is known for it's coffee, so I found
a place with a 'coffee' sign out front and went it. I think I had
what you'd call 'espresso,' small cup, no milk, really strong. It
was interesting to note that the effects of espresso felt similar to
being drunk. I'm sure it didn't help that I was drinking it on an
empty stomach. :P I knew I wouldn’t be able to drive like this,
so I quickly filled my stomach with food, hoping it would help absorb
the caffeine. :) I saw only two falls on day three, and neither took
much of an adventure to get to, though both were impressive
cataracts. Tat Yuang is 40m tall and Tat Fan tumbles more than 120m
down.
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Tat Yuang |
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Tat Fan |
With the falls behind me, I headed down, down, down, off the plateau and back to Pakse, hot showers, internet and the promise of a meal that doesn’t consist of noodle soup. :)
Total distance travelled: 390km
Total waterfalls seen: 11
Thus ends my adventures around the Bolaven Plateau, but not my time with the motobike. Tomorrow I'm headed to Champasak and the ancient Khmer temple there.
Only five more days till I fly to Nepal!!!